Buffy Vs. Black Widow: Who Would Win? Joss Whedon Answers

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Joss Whedon created the Whedonverse featuring Buffy, Angel, Spike, and the whole gang and now he has the ultimate nerdtastic movie The Avengers coming out. Joss Whedon is the nerds thinking man, he analyzes and answers the questions that keep us all up at night as we ponder who would win in a fight between Buffy and Black Widow. Speaking with USA Today, Whedon answered a few questions like what was his choice of comic/graphic novel these days was (he likes The Walking Dead) and the age old mystery of who would win in the ultimate girl fight. Here is his very thorough answer:

Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian’s shoulders, sending her back flat — crack! — on the floor, Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike. Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight’s over. Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago. That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — ’til it’s activated by adrenaline. Buffy’s eyes narrow. “Too bad I didn’t use any.” Wham! Natasha’s out for the count, and Buffy’s heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse. That’d be my first guess.

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Source : USA Today